Punishment

Based on a quick sketch from @K-Libra from an old stream request. -- "Ladies & Gentlemen! Now that our lovely volunteer has taken place inside this cage, hidden from our sight, My powerful magic is going to unfold. For unbeknownst to her, it is very real, as her body is now starting to experience... My good Sir, thankyou for coming on stage and letting Me borrow her from you, for the pleasure of our wonderful audience tonight. I must admit I am glad you did, not only because your fiancée lo...

Enjoy the beer and cigars while you can. Soon you'll be changing to a species that better reflects your true self.

"So, you think you can waltz into -my- establishment and cause all this ruckus? Pfeh, you adventurers are all the same. Got your big mouths and your grand stories of spoils. Well, where're those spoils now, eh? Where's that damsel you escorted out in your arms? But she dumped your sorry ass for someone a lot more charming... "Ah! I know, let's get you a new career, one more befitting someone with a mouth like yours. You like that oat stout, doncha? Well, I got a lot more where that came from. D...

Lex is PISSED OFF. Bekka is concerned.

Everyone has heard of that one poor guy who has the hots for the Farmer's daughter...Well this one was a witch...And he woke one morning like....

He was warned by the gypsy that had moved in town about his actions and becoming them...."Please, God! No!" He cries out but his pleading fell on deaf ears. He is overwhelmed by the stabbing in his stomach as his organs begin to gargle alarmingly, shifting....His nostrils flaring with thick frantic breaths as his nose begins to run wet with snot and the sound of stretching flesh meets sore ears as he begins to feel his face bubble and his stomach pours forth..The handsome man melting away as an ...

And the farmer's son went "Wee-wee-wee..." All the way home....

Careful when trying to get rid of slugs, they might just get rid of you instead.

If you have a magic wand, maybe dont let the rabbit who's ears you contantly tug get a hold of it

comm for angstskunk!! camel teefs are pretty rare!! (p neato though)