Date: 11/19/2024 Favorites: 42 Comments: 5
Lycanthrope Moon Shapeshifter Werecreature Wolf
What they don't tell you about being a werewolf...
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But really, it all depends on how hard the government has been chasing you to issue that tracking collar.
YOU (glossy, well groomed; howling melodically): "--for BEHOLD, I am the WEREWOLF DIVA--"
(thirty government agents jump out of unmarked vans and chase you through a mile of mud)
Maybe that's why we can't have nice things :/
Reality = May not have fur! (yuck), kills animals and people, alters personalities (sometimes permanently and for the worst). Suddenly you realize you're going down the TV/movies tropes list...
A bark collar? Srsly? Htt I supposed to howl at the moon?
I still see more good than bad
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Terrifel
But really, it all depends on how hard the government has been chasing you to issue that tracking collar.
YOU (glossy, well groomed; howling melodically): "--for BEHOLD, I am the WEREWOLF DIVA--"
(thirty government agents jump out of unmarked vans and chase you through a mile of mud)
necromicon7
Maybe that's why we can't have nice things :/
Mechie
Reality = May not have fur! (yuck), kills animals and people, alters personalities (sometimes permanently and for the worst). Suddenly you realize you're going down the TV/movies tropes list...
Arthas972
A bark collar? Srsly? Htt I supposed to howl at the moon?
thewriter
I still see more good than bad