Oh no! Beware of the cursed cupcakes! D:

Incredibly hungry guy discovers an abandoned box of Dragon Deluxe Cupcakes while taking a walk. Tempted to take a bite, he does so and discovers the horrific side effects of having his clothes mysteriously vanish, leaving him completely nude on the street. Thinking that was the worst of it, he suddenly finds his entire body changing - and lo and behold! He's now a dragon. Okay, so that wasn't too bad...Until his belly began to rumble and swell, and his male genitals vanished, leaving him - or rather now, her - with one horrific conclusion: She was pregnant!

So there you have it - stay away from cursed cupcakes, gents. Or you might end up as a pregnant dragon about to lay a dozen eggs. Giant omelette, anyone? >:)