Selfie

"Man, I should put this shit on Grindr. I haven’t a body like this since, well, ever. Gotten kinda hairier than most of the bathroom selfie types…but some guys are into that. Some of that hair is kinda gray…well some guys are into that too, right? Anyway, I got a hot bod and a winning smile. With…pointed teeth. Fuck, who wouldn’t be into all of this? I’m hot as hell. I’m sexy, and powerful, and… No, this is crazy. I know what’s happening, what’s gonna happen soon. I can’t be doing thi...

"This better work," grunted Tammy as she made her way up the hill. From up here she could see down the coastline up to where the cliffs rose up and the northern enclosures remained hidden behind their enormous steel barricades. She wasn't here for the view though: she was here to get reception. "Come on at least a few bars…" she said as she stared hard at her iPhone. For somewhere which supposedly had the latest technical facilities they seemed to have terrible reception. Her rep had told her...