Plastic

Looks like willbillmg.bsky.social volunteered to be a test subject for wormwood.saevitinomnes.me’s latest experiment. Unbeknownst to either of them, Will won’t be the only test subject tonight…this squeak’s contagious!

There's a reason URToys never gets sued for workplace accidents.

It can be hard to keep balance when your body suddenly fills with air.

Odessa wanted to leave after getting a chance to see the Loch Ness Monster in person. Nessie, however, had other plans and decided he should stay a while longer...

Silly pooltoy, thinking it's a human. Pooltoys don't think! They just smile! Just smile! Just smile. Just smile. Just smile. Just smile. Just-

URToys has partnered with Pokemon to bring you the all-new Buizel Ring, designed to help you stay buoyant in the water so you can rest and relax! I don't think this guy realized what they meant by "buoyant".

Most traps are meant to keep people out, but this trap in particular was made to keep people IN. Rory learned that the hard way when they sprung it and, as time went on, found themselves less and less willing to disarm it...

If you want to make it out of here, don't touch the water.

Get orca'd, idiot.

Oh hey, look, you found a shiny Goodra! And it's inflatable, too, making it even shinier!