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Day 25 - Prize by Captainmackerel
5 favorites, 0 comments
Oh don't act all shocked, you knew this would happen as soon as you threw 'scissors'!
Day 24 - Game by Captainmackerel
4 favorites, 1 comment
It was their first time at the carnival, and they decided to play a game with their friend! What could go wrong with a game as simple as throwing darts at balloons?
Day 22 - Contract by Captainmackerel
10 favorites, 1 comment
Inigo didn't read the fine print. Oh well, could be worse!
New Nessie by Captainmackerel
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Odessa wanted to leave after getting a chance to see the Loch Ness Monster in person. Nessie, however, had other plans and decided he should stay a while longer...
Smile! by Captainmackerel
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Silly pooltoy, thinking it's a human. Pooltoys don't think! They just smile! Just smile! Just smile. Just smile. Just smile. Just smile. Just-
Bwoouizel! by Captainmackerel
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URToys has partnered with Pokemon to bring you the all-new Buizel Ring, designed to help you stay buoyant in the water so you can rest and relax! I don't think this guy realized what they meant by "buoyant".
Uncontrollable Fun by Captainmackerel
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Most traps are meant to keep people out, but this trap in particular was made to keep people IN. Rory learned that the hard way when they sprung it and, as time went on, found themselves less and less willing to disarm it...
Small-Talk by Captainmackerel
4 images, 6 favorites, 0 comments
You know the feeling.
Poolrooms Pandemonium by Captainmackerel
7 favorites, 2 comments
If you want to make it out of here, don't touch the water.
No Tresspassing by Captainmackerel
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Looks like this sly fox got a little too sneaky for his own good, and saw something he shouldn't in the pool toy factory. Oh well, good luck sneaking around without any limbs.