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URToys has partnered with Pokemon to bring you the all-new Buizel Ring, designed to help you stay buoyant in the water so you can rest and relax! I don't think this guy realized what they meant by "buoyant".

Most traps are meant to keep people out, but this trap in particular was made to keep people IN. Rory learned that the hard way when they sprung it and, as time went on, found themselves less and less willing to disarm it...

You know the feeling.

If you want to make it out of here, don't touch the water.

Looks like this sly fox got a little too sneaky for his own good, and saw something he shouldn't in the pool toy factory. Oh well, good luck sneaking around without any limbs.

Presenting Tundra, The URToys Toy Tiger! This snep didn't read the instructions carefully, and will soon be premiering as the newest URToys™ product. Oh well, they look better as a toy tiger anyway! *URToys™ is not liable for any bodily transfiguration caused by mishandling of URToys™ products. Please note that URToys™ reserves the right to repossess, redistribute, and resell any URToys™ products created by the mishandling of equipment.

Protip: Placing a suspicious air nozzle you found in an abandoned tunnel on yourself has at least an 80% chance of turning you into a pool toy. Do with that information what you will.

Now that you've touched the water, I doubt you'll be leaving this place any time soon. Oh, relax, you'll love it! See? Can't help smiling, can you?

For him, urban exploration was just a little hobby they did for fun. That was, until it found itself permanently transfigured into an inflatable skunk by a mysterious, abandoned pool.

Someone saw something they shouldn't have. Oh, well. Good luck talking with that new permagrin! Besides, what's one more squeaky skunk and one less snitch in the world?