Inanimate

It was their first time at the carnival, and they decided to play a game with their friend! What could go wrong with a game as simple as throwing darts at balloons?

Inigo didn't read the fine print. Oh well, could be worse!

Odessa wanted to leave after getting a chance to see the Loch Ness Monster in person. Nessie, however, had other plans and decided he should stay a while longer...

Silly pooltoy, thinking it's a human. Pooltoys don't think! They just smile! Just smile! Just smile. Just smile. Just smile. Just smile. Just-

URToys has partnered with Pokemon to bring you the all-new Buizel Ring, designed to help you stay buoyant in the water so you can rest and relax! I don't think this guy realized what they meant by "buoyant".

Most traps are meant to keep people out, but this trap in particular was made to keep people IN. Rory learned that the hard way when they sprung it and, as time went on, found themselves less and less willing to disarm it...

You know the feeling.

If you want to make it out of here, don't touch the water.

Looks like this sly fox got a little too sneaky for his own good, and saw something he shouldn't in the pool toy factory. Oh well, good luck sneaking around without any limbs.

Presenting Tundra, The URToys Toy Tiger! This snep didn't read the instructions carefully, and will soon be premiering as the newest URToys™ product. Oh well, they look better as a toy tiger anyway! *URToys™ is not liable for any bodily transfiguration caused by mishandling of URToys™ products. Please note that URToys™ reserves the right to repossess, redistribute, and resell any URToys™ products created by the mishandling of equipment.