Brainwashed

So, fun fact: The ritual to conjure a demon is VERY different from the ritual to CREATE a demon. These four didn't get the memo, though. Another fun fact: When a ritual book says you need three people to perform it, that doesn't mean three or more. That means three exactly. Of course, the demon you contact will be more than happy to find something to do with the...extras.

All pool toys have labels, and all labels have pool toys! There's no point in trying to remove one from the other.

Looks like your anatomy isn't compatible with our space suits! Don't worry, we can fix that. What's that? You don't want us to fix it? Don't worry, we can fix that, too!

[MEMORY REPLACEMENT - 75% COMPLETE] If you try to download free RAM off of the internet, computer memory just might not end up being the only kind of memory getting replaced...

Silly pooltoy, thinking it's a human. Pooltoys don't think! They just smile! Just smile! Just smile. Just smile. Just smile. Just smile. Just-

Most traps are meant to keep people out, but this trap in particular was made to keep people IN. Rory learned that the hard way when they sprung it and, as time went on, found themselves less and less willing to disarm it...

Looks like this sly fox got a little too sneaky for his own good, and saw something he shouldn't in the pool toy factory. Oh well, good luck sneaking around without any limbs.

Presenting Tundra, The URToys Toy Tiger! This snep didn't read the instructions carefully, and will soon be premiering as the newest URToys™ product. Oh well, they look better as a toy tiger anyway! *URToys™ is not liable for any bodily transfiguration caused by mishandling of URToys™ products. Please note that URToys™ reserves the right to repossess, redistribute, and resell any URToys™ products created by the mishandling of equipment.

For him, urban exploration was just a little hobby they did for fun. That was, until it found itself permanently transfigured into an inflatable skunk by a mysterious, abandoned pool.

Try as hard as you might, that grin is just too convincing!