Punishment

The warning on the door to the tomb read, 'Cursed be he who disturbs the shiny objects of the Ferret God-Emperor, immortal Phuzzi-Ra.'

Hehe, these two got booted after only the first round, but at least they got their whistle pops...er, cursed whistle pops! O:

Enjoy the beer and cigars while you can. Soon you'll be changing to a species that better reflects your true self.

Be sure not to be outside when the clock strikes cat!

Dressing up in costumes can be hazardous to your health. Especially when Godzilla tends to be an strong piece of your heritage *wink*

Animal-Human Relations & Rehabilation Corporation is a non-profit, underground organization of genetic scientists who ignore the morals and laws set by politics and religious communities. They help find new homes for animals that need them while making humans who are cruel to them more understanding in an abstract style of permanent role reversal. This one's head appears to have gone off the deep end.

A joint commission for chasereynard and mehlahphuse!!! (All at FA) Chase the fox has accidentally stumbled into Mehl the dragon's lair. She has quite a collection of gold and riches, but Chase made the mistake of looking a bit TOO closely than she would have liked. So she uses her magic to make him a part of her gold collection, FOREVER. MUHAHAHA. Well he really should have known better. If I saw a random cave full of gold I'd be nopeing my way outtah there.

Yup

It's a real mare-acle