Punishment

A believer in the job defining who a man is, Jason was delivered karmatic justice by the universe. For near daily postings, nudes and a whole lotta sketches come check out my patreon: https://www.patreon.com/krazyivan

A livestream drawing I was working on over several livestream sessions. A world without a man who protects us from the rain? Not a world I'd want to live in. Go Captain, we can't lose an iconic superhero like this! Attack his blue hair! Its got to be the blue hair!

Bugging a mad scientist may result in one getting bugged back

You trespassed where you shouldn't have... an ancient grove guarded by a spirit of the wilderness. They give you an ultimatum; either you live there for the entire lifespan of a native plant before release, to repay your transgression... or you never leave this place alive. But they're benevolent, they'll let you pick your fate, and what you become. In your haste you glance around, your mind going blank so you point at the nearest tree! Something small, scraggly, surely as good a pick as any. ...

Careful when trying to get rid of slugs, they might just get rid of you instead.

Anyone ever tell you that age old idiom, "ya mess with the bull, you get the horns"? Because honestly I never had before this. Yeah, I was out at night when I shouldn't have been and may have done some cattle tipping, but it was honest fun! Until the farmer came out and screamed after us that we'd get the horns... I didn't think much of it until I got home, and it was then that I realized I'd gained a hefty amount of weight, and a tail... and most definitely horns. I hope this isn't permanent......

"I'd always been impatient with surprises. If I detected even a hint of surprise, I would be snooping. Especially with my presents around birthdays and Christmas. Needless to say, friends and family aren't exactly thrilled about my tendency to ruin surprises, so when I saw a big package under the tree with a label: Do not open before Christmas! signed by 'Santa', I knew it was meant for me. It's only a few nights before Christmas, I thought, so what would be the harm if I just took a little peek...

My human self gets invited in by a big froggy, as I am lost in a jungle storm. He makes me something warm to drink and before long I'm swelling plump and tastey and shrinking. Soon nothing will save me from a big froggy maw. *No caterpillar in the species tree. Haha, I guess I win then right?

He should have respected instead of just taking a few photos. Now he has at least a hundred years to learn while he is guarding this temple from harmful spirits.

And the farmer's son went "Wee-wee-wee..." All the way home....