Y'know, I've got a bit of a loose tongue when it comes to making jokes, especially bad puns. I'd like to think they're pretty funny, but not everyone's a fan of 'em. So when I made a bad pun regarding monkeying around to a friend on the subway, it must have been overheard by an annoyed spell caster, because by the time I'd gotten home, I had already started getting thicker around my midsection and furrier by the minute! It didn't take much longer to go full gorilla... honestly, this change is going to drive me bananas!