Anyone ever tell you that age old idiom, "ya mess with the bull, you get the horns"? Because honestly I never had before this. Yeah, I was out at night when I shouldn't have been and may have done some cattle tipping, but it was honest fun! Until the farmer came out and screamed after us that we'd get the horns... I didn't think much of it until I got home, and it was then that I realized I'd gained a hefty amount of weight, and a tail... and most definitely horns. I hope this isn't permanent......